5 Things I've Learned From My Coworkers

Shootin' the shit with my coworkers when the day is slow has become extremely educational. Look at all the things I've learned in less than 3 months!

1. If you put your finger in someone else's belly button for more than 8 seconds it's considered rape.

2. Kevin Garnett played basketball for URI.

3. If your belly button gets too dirty it can get clogged and you can die.

4. Street bikes are faster than any sports car-- they can go over 300 mph.

5. Blonde and "your mom" jokes get exponentially funnier every day you hear them; especially when you hear them 6 days a week.